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They say that you can't trust rumors.
You have no more Black Potions of Death.
They say that smart guys hang around at 1600'.
They say that tough guys hang around at 1500'.
They say that handsome guys hang around at 1200'.
They say that a visit to 3250' can be quite an experience.
They say that a visit to 3250' will only get you killed.
Throw a Potion of Blindness at a monster and it cannot cast any spells!
MAKE MONEY FAST! Find a Treasure Pit!
Not satisfied with the artifacts you find? Then create your own!
They say that Sauron has forged an all-powerful Ring.
A good item will not corrode.
They say that Nibelungs live in dark caves.
Some weapons that slay dragons can be very deadly against them...
Finding the Phial of Galadriel at 50' is nothing to be proud of.
There are Black Market stores hidden deep in the dungeon, with COOL stuff!
What a pity, you cannot read it!
You will encounter a dark, tall stranger...
A Mithril mail will not rust.
An Adamantite mail will not rust.
A Rusty Chain Mail cannot rust any further.
You won't want to find Raal's Tome of Destruction!
A Wand of Death is of little use against foes that are dead already.
Try taking off your armour before fighting a Gelatinous Cube!
They say that only one sword can score *CRITICAL* hits.
This rumor is not true.
If you can fall like a feather, you need not care about gravity.
They say that you should rejoice if you find a scroll labeled ""!
You don't always have to kill everything you meet!
If you can't beat it, leave it alone!
An umber hulk can be a confusing sight.
There *is* a good use for Potions of Detonations, Ruination and Death...
Watch your step!
It's a bad idea to throw away a Longsword (4d6).
It's a bad idea to wield a Longsword (4d6).
Actually, Slime Mold Juice is not completely useless.
Help me! I'm being held captive in a Vault at 2850'!
Ever tried inscribing your armour {{erodeproof}?
Using a Morningstar in the evening has no effect.
Why are you wasting time reading fortunes?
There is a horrible, ghastly fate awaiting you... at 2700'!
You can get the Longsword 'Ringil' by doing the following:
You can protect yourself from Great Wyrms of Power by doing the following:
It's true name is 249.
You feel like someone's pulling your leg!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!
Try inscribing the name of the first monster killed by it in the weapon!
The richer the victim the happier the thief.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch...
There's something bad about what you are carrying in your backpack...
Thieves are more likely to appear if you are carrying a lot of money.
Brand's sword, Werewindle, probably knows more than just one trick.
They say that Scrolls of *Curse Weapon* can create powerful cursed artifacts.
They say that the Chainsword makes monsters mad with its awful noise!
They say that Ringil shines so brightly that it makes monsters angry.
Orcs are mortally afraid of weapons that can slay them.
There is a way to turn a Ring of Speed (-20) into a Ring of Speed (+20).
There is no way to turn a Ring of Speed (-20) into a Ring of Speed (+20).
VECNA LIVES!!!
Cool guys can resist fire.
They say that death incarnate wears heavy metal boots...
You feel the Longsword (t) you are carrying in your backpack is special...
If you start seeing red monsters, you have probably gained infravision.
They say that the dungeon is deeper than the Abyss.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
No poison is immediately deadly.
I have seen a Ring of Speed (+50) in the Black Market!
Telepathy works like a two-way door.
Elvish waybread might negate the effects of poison.
Once uncursed, Calris will become a deadly weapon.
If there's a stairway to hell, there must also be a stairway to heaven.
You feel your luck is turning...
If you thought Death swords were bad, wait until you meet Killer katanas!
Overeating can be bad for your health if there are others nearby.
Cave dwellers are accustomed to darkness and rarely enjoy bright light.
A creature made of stone can be slain by a spell that turns stone to mud.
It is often a good idea to throw items that you don't want to eat or drink.
The faster you run the more food you will burn.
Invisible monsters will often expose themselves if you drop items around you.
They say that the key to killing tougher monsters is called "hit&run".
They say that there is no such thing as free advice.
Wearing an Amulet of Doom will take you into the Dungeons of Doom.
You can often wrest one last charge from an empty wand if you try hard enough.
Wands may recharge themselves if you leave them on the floor long enough.
There is more than one way to deal with a locked door.
Afraid of your valuables getting stolen? Carry more junk!
Afraid of your money getting stolen? Invest it!
If you hear something smash into splinters, you had better watch out.
They say that you had better leave Greater hell-beasts alone.
Selling unidentified potions to shopkeepers might be safer than quaffing them.
Always look out for trapdoors on "special" feeling levels!
There is a way to max out your stats with Potions of Charisma & Nexus.
Unique opponents will recover their health faster than other creatures.
They say that only one sword, Nothung, can slay Fafner the Dragon.
"So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?"
You're going into the morgue at midnight?
How dare you! I will not buy that!
A Potion of Detonations is also known as nitroglycerin...
Operation OVERKILL has started now.
There is a trap on this level!
A weapon of Undead Slaying has all you need to kill a ghost.
A weapon of Dragon Slaying may give you resistance to a dragon's breath attack.
They say that only a Warrior will want to wear the Terror Mask.
All that is shall come to an end - a dark day dawns for the gods.
The One Ring is powerful, but will eventually destroy its owner.
Having troubles with summoners? Door Creation is your friend!
Stairway Creation may be slower than Teleport Level, but safer...
Wands of Heal Monster are useful! Hint: ball spell, @....moo(o)ooo
Guaranteed heal self - scenario: o'@, type c4c4c4c4
If it can't see you, it can't hurt you!
If it can't see you, you might still be able to hurt it...
I love you, you love me, we are a happy family!
No animal is interested in sex if it is mortally scared.
The butler did it.
The butler is innocent.
There is a plenty of Longswords around 1000'.
Groo is your worst nightmare.
Freddy Krueger is your worst nightmare.
Groo is an idiot! Groo is a dolt! He is a fool! He has no mind!
There are often stairways in graveyards: bad people are carried to hell...
Only a god of Thunder could ride a lightning bolt!
When the day of Ragnarok comes, Surtur will set the world afire...
Surtur's accursed sword, Twilight, burns with everlasting fire.
Groo may be as dumb as an amoeba, but he knows a good sword when he sees one.
Flora's sexy boots will make you more attractive.
Flora's sexy boots will cause the monsters to drool on you.
Weapons of Flame will light your way.
Want to invest some money? Contact $crooge McDuck, 1300'.
Need a loan? Contact $crooge McDuck, 1300'.
They say that the gods get angry if you pray too much.
For any remedy there is a misery.
Poison will kill you slowly.
Didn't you forget to pay?
Death is just life's way of telling you you've been fired.
They say that nobody can defeat his own ghost.
A greedy genocide can be a fatal mistake, especially if you are low on hits.
PLEASE ignore the previous rumor.
There are scrolls that can be read only by mages.
Some undead opponents will come back if defeated, more powerful than before!
The answer is 42.
The raven sings, the raven saw and in the corn he sayeth 'CAH'
One level further down somebody is getting killed, right now.
Meet me at 1900' if you are a man.
Bashing a creature may sometimes stun it.
And now, Groo does what Groo does best!
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them.
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky...
Never carry a Potion of Detonations if there is a fire trap nearby!
Laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm thee!
All hail thee that shalt be king hereafter!
He who laughs at Groo's brains will find there is nothing to laugh about.
A wise man always speaks too soon...
Let us not dwell on possible bad fortunes!
Appearance is only the frosting, not the cake!
A feeling of Death flows through your body.
Violence is no solution.
Boots of Speed (+50) are no myth!
Drain you of your sanity: Face the Thing That Should Not Be!
Since by curse it came to me, accursed be this Ring!
Each shall itch to possess the Ring, but none in it shall find pleasure!
I know whatever was; whatever is, whatever shall be.
Barney MUST die!!!
Pudpadnoy Tooboothokoot is possessed by a demon known only as "It".
They say that the One Ring has a very special curse.
They say that alcohol is bad for your health.
What if you DON'T give a name to the artifact you create..?
They say that ancient battlefields are often haunted.
Beware of pits that fill the whole level!
Liar! I have not the gold!
They say that the true name of wall monsters is 177.
Never mind the Phial of Galadriel - the Phial of the Gods kicks its butt!
A Ring of Speed? Phooey! Try looking for a Ring of *Speed*!
Thisss cccity isss guilty... the crime isss life... the ssentence isss DEATH!
If you hear heavy steps - watch out!
A visit to the Zoo is educational: you meet many strange animals.
What happens if you wear a Ring of Extra Ring Fingers (-2) {{cursed}?
Oremor nhoj em llik tsum uoy emag siht niw ot.
If I cancel tomorrow the undead will thank me today.
Hellfire will burn your soul...
Never attempt to Call the Void in an enclosed space!
Call the Void needs a lot of room to cast...
Why doesn't Detect Monsters show invisible monsters? 'Cos you can't see 'em!
I'll tell you the truth, son: your soul's gonna burn in a lake of fire!
*** LOW HITPOINT WARNING! ***
You cruelly stab the helpless, sleeping Software bug!
Slab: Jus' say AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH.
Spirit, hatch that painted spirit of the lamb sparrow.
Gone insane from the pain that sure they know: for who the flange sound?
With time the child dissipates within, this blinking boy made badly.
Not to be never, never not to see, so as to dub the thee unforgiven.
The eternal death of eons of the foreigner of the lie can die not absolutely.
Drain you of your sanity: in front do the thing that does not have to be.
The opinion you had were salt expresses.
They say that you there is a Nether spell to control the three Elven Rings.
They say that the dark mists of morgoth can both bestow and remove the curse.
Save the game in dungeon and you'll be buried there.
They say that in this world {RThe Lady {wrules us all.
They say that a sorceror never waits for a feeling to come.
They say that a genuine artifact hates to remain unused.
They say that you should find a way to use mimic rings.
They say that you should find a way to make use of cursed rings.
They say that you should find a way to use Unmagic Mushrooms.
They say that seven crystal balls grant you a wish!
They say that removing a rubble often is a bad idea.
They say that removing a rubble sometimes gives you a treasure.
They say that some players are more invisible than others.
They say that an archer should try 'killing from afar'.
They say that they say that what they say can be utterly wrong.
They say that a Dark Sword hates magic.
They say that a Dark Sword is just a cursed sword.
Need a help? Just read the guide in your tomenet folder.
Wanna have a talk? Just visit #tomenet on irc.worldirc.org
They say that behind Morgoth lies another world of extreme danger.
They say that wizards are subtle and quick to anger, even the kindest.
They say that a macro can save your life hundreds of times.
They say that only truly-free person can go beneath 1000'
They say that a hellish is suitable to visit the Hell.
Ever found a staircase-up in the wilderness?
Ever been in the mushroom farm?
They say that the Mafia would buy some kinda mushrooms for a price.
Morgul weapons are utterly useless - but there's one notable exception...
They say that a stone is just a stone.
They say that a phial is just a mundane glass with decorations.
They say that a star is a badge for sheriffs.
Ever seen a broken stick of *slay* lag?
They say that you should be good to the poor farmer.
Never forget to lock the door when you leave your house!
They say that {RThe Lady {whates to have her *real* name called.
They say that some cookies were imported from overseas.
They say that a Dark Sword can be great if enchanted neatly.
They say that a pair of leather boots 'Ringil' won't always grant speed.
They say that some supreme spells won't concern worldly matters.
You can do away with notorious {RThe Lady {wby doing the following:
They say that a clever thief never does her job with her pack full.
They say that a Demigod should leave his worldly treasures.
They say that Morgoth never forgets to inscribe his hammer with {{!E}.
Ever tried a batman archer?
Ever tried a batman monk?
Ever tried a female Ent?
They say that you should enter jelly-pit naked.
Just call the police if you find a hideout of evil above 1000'
They say that better ask veterans than pray to a goddess.
They say that there's a world called 'potland'.
They say that cloning technology is prohibited.
They say that a warrior starts his adventure by selling his Broad Sword.
They say that a true rogue should learn to turn off the light.
They say that you should learn to type '/' on the chat-line.
They say that you should die at the centre of a large room.
They say that you should fight behind a rubble.
They say that when you die your ghost will haunt there.
They say that temple priest loves to save your soul.
They say that you should learn to haggle.
Get killed? Just ask a sorceror for a rescue!
Get killed? Just ask a warlock for a rescue!
Get killed? Never tell it to a rogue!
They say that you should learn to throw Molotov cocktails.
They say that chattering deep in dungeon is a bad habit for dungeoneers.
They say that some mad players are attempting to create a golem...
They say that 50' is safer place than the town.
Never dive the dungeon naked, unless you're a monk.
They say that with 2 words 'pfft' and 'w00t' you can describe the universe.
They say that you should carry flasks of oil even when your lamp is full.
Never harm the future Einstein of the village!
They say that you'll have headache after a trip with magic mushrooms.
They say that everyone can be a F.L.Wright in TomeNET.
Ever seen a member of The Guild?
Ask a priest to enchant your stuffs.
Ask a rogue to curse your stuffs.
Ask a sorceror to wraith you.
Ask a sorceror to examine your randarts.
Ask a telepath to dominate you.
Ask an unbeliever to get rid of that Q.
Ask a priest to sweep a pit.
Ask a warlock to go downstairs first.
Ask a disenchanter mold to disenchant your HA DarkSword.
Nowadays even a warrior should learn to read.
Nowadays even a warrior should learn to type.
Nowadays even a warrior should learn shorthands.
=sp+15@7, 1.8M!
PoAS@7, 2M
=dam+19@7, 15k
Mirky@2, 20k
Ever found a Westie broken dagger?
Ever found a Everburning Torch?
Ever activated a DSM?
Ever activated the Celeborn in the town?
Ever met Morgie twice?
Ever tried to rob a store?
Ever been in yeek town?
Ever heard about Mirkwood Legends?
Ever seen a God or Goddess player?
{R[The Lady] {BThou art doomed, poor little TomeNET player..
{B[Olorin] mh
{D[Moltor] {Bpfft
{B[Evileye] hehe
{B[Jir] {y:)
{B[Mihi] May the source be with you! *^-')b
{b[C.Blue]{B o_O
{D[Magnet] {BLet's slay evil !
You are hit by a bolt from the blue!
They say that there once was a poor batman who found both Ringil and Feanor.
They say that there once was a man who fought 2 Morgothes at the same time.
They say that reading Anne McCaffrey won't help you at all.
They say that often a sorc came in through the bathroom window.
They say that Choppiness is a warm gun.
They say that a disenchanted Dark Sword is not so good for non-unbelievers.
Watch out!! The Erlkonig Thavakrache is just behind you!!!
They say that zombie uniques are nothing to worth while slaying.
They say that you should read a scroll of acquirement in town.
They say that a vault is a place to die, and not a place to resurrect.
They say that you shouldn't give someone of the same sex an engagement ring.
They say that archers should learn more about their opponents.
They say that a death in TomeNET is very akin to that of real life.
They say that you should let someone else to go down first.
They say that act as a fool and you'll be treated as a fool.
They say that be harsh to others and you'll be treated in a similar way.
Beware! Cave spiders are MUCH more powerful here!
Never slam the door!
They say that One of the easiest way to find PoAS is to play an unbeliever.
They say that alchemist never stocks restore potions of the kind you need. 
Segmentation fault - core dumped.
Segmentation fault - cookie dumped.
This server either isn't up, or you mistyped the hostname.
They say that only vaccinated can survive beneath 2000'
They say that Yeek is weak, weak is Yeek.
They say that Ent is slow, slow is Ent.
They say that an unbeliever without ESP is a dead meat.
They say that spellcasters should learn archery also.
They say that you should learn how to use ghost powers.
They say that you don't have to save the world.
They say that you still don't need an amulet to save the world.
They say that no hell below us, above us only sky so no use praying to Gods.
They say that quick dive, quick die.
"So when I die, the first thing I will see is #@# ?"
They say that an average dungeoneer carries 20 books all the way.
I wonder why some priests would cast Orb onto a messy floor.
Dig your own grave and you'll survive longer.
They say that you should be extremely vigilant the moment you recall.
They say that very often a dagger(+0,+0) is greater than a Broad Sword(+5,+5).
They say that archers never care for damage rings.
Try inscribing #'Ringil' on your Long Sword.
Try inscribing #of Feanor on your Hard Leather Boots.
Ever tried to eat a ring?
Ever asked {RThe Lady {wfor a date?
Darn, that rogue casted the spell of Summon Lag!
They say that you should learn to dive, though it's not in the water.
They say that when you have Chaos resistance, why bother Confusion one?
They say that when you have Hold Life, why bother Nether resistance?
They say that when you have Shock resistance, why bother Sound one?
When you have all the resistances, why bother casting resistance spell?
Once upon a time, a stupid player couldn't beat Morgie even with his Ringil.
They say that why people even bothers storing Amulet of Charisma in house?
They say that massive pieces of wood is essential for bridge building.
Troubles? Please ask THE PERSON IN CHARGE, and not me!
They say that many apprentice warlocks genocided themselves.
They say that Glove of Invulnerability doesn't work fully nowadays.
Ever tried to combat while meditating?
Ever wondered why your AC changes sometimes?
Found a Fishing Pole? Go to the Sea to the South of the town and fish!
Ever wondered why a mimic eagarly hunts spiders?
They say that speed rings so precious, some people still prefers damage rings.
They say that you'd love to drop anchor when in a vault.
Ever found a hound pit?
Ever met a cookie monster?
Found 10 mushrooms of Hallucination? Time to throw a party!
They say that hjkl dancer benefits more nowadays.
Lost deep in the dungeon? Carry string of Ariadne next time around!
I wonder why some players would scatter the floor with their recall scrolls..
Ever tried to polymorph other players?
Ever eaten an eye?
They say that angband players are of less gourmant.
They say that silence is a requirement for enjoying music.
Ever heard the sound of silence? Oops, everyone /ignore you!
{d[Thavakrache] {BEver seen an anonymous message?
They say that there's 1/4294967296 chance of finding the same randarts twice.
Ever found the same randarts twice?
They say that a true hero never gets afraid.
They say that a tengu sometimes marks an instakill.
Ever wondered why all those small town stores are open 24/7?
Ever seen a living statue? Or ever been?
Ever bounced on a phase spiders' trampoline?
They say that carrion crawlers are good at creating carrion.
They say that the deeper you go the higher you fly.
Your stuffs weigh you down? Drop the gold!
They say that you should lead cold hounds to breathe at fire hounds.
Ever heard about a meat shield?
They say that wiry and prompt fighter attacks like a lightning.
They say that amulet of adornment gives off more charm than that of charisma.
They say that every vault contains at least one entrance.
They say that you shouldn't attack a greater vault alone.
They say that avoiding to kill felines won't grant you a ring.
They say that uninscribed arrows are utter crap.
PernM cookie ingredient: flour, NetHack, Zangband, PernA and players online.
They say that you can rust armours.
Ever seen your tombstone?
Got tired of cunning players? Quaff a potion of naivety!
They say that a poor player created adamantium golem that never follows him.
They say that a poor player created Pinnocio that is doomed to be burnt.
{vAdamantium {wso precious, ever wondered why its massive piece is that cheap?
They say that have you seen another {yQ {wstanding in the shadow?
They say that have you seen another rogue standing in the shadow?
They say that no one can be stealthy enough to sneak up on a Quylthulg.
What's that Quylthulg creature anyway?
Ever relished a dragon steak?
Ever seen a {rcoloured {bcookie{w?
Yikes! This cookie was {rp{Ga{vi{on{Bt{Re{yd{w!!
They say that {yP {wis terrible and {oP {wis horrible.
Ever seen a {DP{w?
You know you played TomeNET too much when you wonder why you don't auto-attack.
Ever macroed \eQy@ ?
They say that it's no good digging with a dagger.
{rYou die.
Wanna revenge? Stock potions of detonation!
They say that Sauron has forged an all-powerful useless Ring.
Wanna slay Sauron? Ask Wormie!
Foudinni said: You cannot be satisfied with imaginary cakes.
You're lucky today if you find a coloured fortune.
They say that once a player named Grima slew Sauron with a dagger.
They say that repented evils still are horrible foes of priests.
They say that holy animals are holy, just don't touch them.
They say that it's not only players that know phase'n'shoot.
They say that 90% of sorcerors are born to die.
They say that 100% of mortals are born to die.
They say that if you notice a hound of different colour in a pack, run away!
They say that never drink and dive.
They say that cloning technology often results in mutants.
They say that it worthes while enchanting a launcher.
A mouth of Sauron,a nose of Sauron and 2 eyes of Sauron make a face of Sauron.
Ever seen the second town?
Found a scroll of acquirement? Hush! Don't tell that to anyone!
They say that the best way to make use of ?acq is to sell it to other players.
Inscribe your potion of death {{augmentation}.
Inscribe your nifty randarts {{Slow Metabolism}.
What on earth is the difference between sickness and sickliness?
Ever seen a pack of multi-coloured walking potions of experience?
They say that tomenet incubi/succubi are on the other side of the screen.
They say that mage staff helps mages of ages to walk.
They say that without mage staff a mage should crawl to move around.
They say that shadow cloak envelops a rogue in the shade.
They say that a cloak of shock resistance is made of ebonite.
Shrink asks you: what do you imagine with {BZZZZZZZ{op{w@{GZZZZZZZ{w# ?
Lamps won't stack? Try identifying them!
You see a sign: Never steal the {ocarrots{w, damned dungeoneers!
They say that you should inscribe on ?acq the name of what you want.
Ever found a potion of augmentation while your stats are not max-ed yet?
They say that casting spells trains your intelligence.
They say that an arrow without macro is like a gun without trigger.
Foudinni says: always prepare to fight, always prepare to run!
Who is that Foudinni guy anyway?
Ever tried to rub a lamp? - Erm, which key to rub?
They say that you should detect traps more than once.
They say that all the clerics should learn to pray at very level 1.
They say that one thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
They say that Maggot is on bouties for smuggling hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Foudinni says: Okay, now who bells the cat?
Foudinni says: Here's Rhodes; jump!
They say that there's no use crying over spilt arts.
They say that prepare to die when you dared to enter the land of kings.
Built a castle? Time to vacate your long-dwelt small flat!
They say that all the wizards are positivists and never believe in words.
They say that shopkeepers won't change inventory as far as a customer is in.
Glue the shards of pottery and you'll have a china.
Ever faced a Greater Titan Sorceror?
They say that genius is but one remove from idiot.
"You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
They say that wilderness caves can be too nasty for novice dungeoneers.
They say that potion of blindness can give greater boost than that of speed.
They say that potion of cure critical wound has wide uses.
Foudinni says: After you.
They say that traps so nasty, there's still one notable exception..
Watch out! Someone've just put traps under your feet!
They say that there's a trap you can never identify, and you do want to!
They say that you should keep Morgul sword to slay that fearsome Frodo.
They say that clerics have special ability to identify cursed items.
Ever *destroy*ed the Greater Vault?
Ever *genocide*d the townies?
They say that some dungeons have only one-way traffic.
They say that some dungeons have no exit.
Dance a tap with Witan boots on!
They say that you should stop and think it twice if someone chuckles at you.
They say that a true thief never makes a sound.
They say that sorcs often carry about a sling even though they never shoot.
They say that a pair of boots of Eryn Lasgalen is not so useful.
Afraid of chemical weapons? Wear mirkie!
They say that boots made of woods are too noisy for dungeoneering.
They say that in some areas a map is kept in secrecy.
They say that the deeper you go, the nastier the traps are.
They say that chaotic creatures can be healed with chaos blasts.
Around the next corner waits you a pack of hounds.
They say that a priest can dispel other player's ghost too.
They say that beneath an item on the floor can lie a trap.
They say that in this world darkness kills.
Can a dragon enter into a church?
They say that pints of ale are expensive deep in the dungeon.
They say that discordance creeps into your party without making a sound..
They say that in TomeNET most of bugs are inside the code.
They say that you should always attack a vault from the flank.
They say that you should be very careful when a trap seemed to do nothing.
They say that traps of the same name can does various effect.
They say that true sorcerors never run.
They say that you should always cross the screen horizontally.
They say that there's a certain chance of speed ring(+100)... 1 in 10^28.
They say that werewolves are much more dangerous while the moon is full.
They say that genuine artifacts may resist some of the effects of traps.
They say that genuine artifacts are vulnerable to some kinds of traps.
Check the broken bones before throwing them away - they can be wishbones!
They say that touching bones of your race brings bad luck.
They say that there's some secret slash-commands of great use.
They say that speed boost beyond a line is not so helpful.
They say that you should learn not to attack... in some situations.
They say that elemental rings grants extra protection of corresponding kind.
Ever activated an elemental ring?
They say that boomerangs are somewhat fragile, but..
They say that exploding ammos have million flavors.
They say that there's an inscription that all Nazguls hate.
DAMNATION! Who trapped the stairs!!?
You cannot get rid of cursed weapon? Ask Uvatha kindly!
They say that chaos Piranha really bites.. even here.
They say that sprigs of Athelas is a cooking spice of precious kind.
They say that every housewife should stock athelas for special cuisine.
They say that lembas remedes many things, including overeat.
They say that Black Breath is contagious beware the carriers!
They say that levitation never allows you to leave the ground.
They say that not all the anti-magic devices have the same effect.
They say that you should never ask 'What does ... do?'
They say that a weakest being often has a toughest friend.
Ever dropped a piece of {vadamantite{w?
They say that DarkGod has hired some body-guards.
They say that 'Moldoux' is French word that means 'protected like hell'.
They say that not all the men on a dragon's back are DragonRiders.
They say that a good item is not so exellent.
They say that an excellent item is not so special.
They say that a terrible item is not so worthless.. somethimes.
They say that if you notice insanity approaching you better visit clinic.
They say that a cookie is for you, a rumour is for everybody.
They say that Full Moon induces the insanity.
They say that pints of fine ale are social drinks.
They say that a wise girl knows not to act insane.
They say that a cute marmeid will invite you to pass the line.
They say that amulet of life saving saves it out of your own life.
I doubt the usefulness of the amulet of suspicion.
They say that you should learn to activate telepathic crystals.
They say that a potion of curing is just an alias of that of healing.
They say that a potion of curing cures more than your body.
They say that falling into a chasm may drive you mad.
They say that reflection works *well* against ammos.
They say that reflection helps you to think things.
They say that bottles of potion are made of glass.
They say that some cursed articles are too lovely to discard.
They say that some creatures don't believe in magic.
They say that you should learn to shoot yeeks.
They say that even a level-100 priest might need potions of wisdom still.
They say that anti-magic shell is something other than anti-magic shield.
They say that amulet of anti-magic doesn't give anti-magic shield.
Behold the eyes! Eye the Beholders!
They say that you should bring some fine wine when invited to an elven dinner.
They say that if you see a {vm {won the top of dungeon, just don't touch it.
They say that an archer generally is coward but that doesn't matter him.
They say that there's fifteen ways to leave your Morgul weapon.
Doorway too broad? Jam some!
Send us new cookies via /rfe command!
They say that shopkeepers crafty, they beat prices down if your lore is poor.
They say that every shopkeeper is racist.
A failed alpinist said; that peak was way too high!
They say that do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, because they are...
They say that you should always think of why '{DStormbringer{w' is named so.
Can you swim with ENIAC on your shoulder?
Wanna be the Guild master? Just get rid of the current one!
They say that some traps are unidentifiable b/c you cannot see the effect.
You saw a signpost: {yKeep the law and happy murdering!
Foudinni said: just don't kill a hen that lays {ygolden {weggs.
Never forget to knock the door!
They say that not all the swords are obedient. Don't cut yourself!
They say that you should learn why people would shout in the midst of dungeon.
They say that some vaults are protected by some kinds of magic.
If you noticed you left something behind you, never hesitate to fetch it.
Wanna retreat? Retrace your steps!
When there's a open door, why one would dig a hole next to it??
They say that from disadvantage you can learn a lot.
They say that some intellectuals take armours as cramps.
They say that {DStormbringer {wbrings you storms, good or bad.
They say that Always prepare one more easy way out.
They say that a monk will never get given the slip.
They say that one can still learn to swim.
Foudinni said: Wanna rob? Make him dead drunk first!	
They say that abuse of The Speed will lead you to the jail.
They say that you should be extremely careful when carrying explosives.
They say that you should be *vigilant* to survive 1000'.
They say that you should avoid every egg if you find a ring of egg resistance.
They say that be kind enough to give thirsty marker some paper.
Afraid of dropping your weapon? Grasp it tight with both hands!
Ever laid a carpet of potions?
They say that never genocide the thieves.
Ever wondered why you can see a {rj {w from afar while you cannot see a {bj{w?
Wanna buy a sweet home? Doll yourself up!
They say that without flintstone you cannot light a {ytorch{w.
Don't you know that it's a fool who digs with sword?
Ever tried to hit your comrade with {Ba Potion of Healing{w?
Ever tried to hit your comrade sorc with {Ba Potion of Restore Mana{w?
Why a wand of plenty contains plenty of charges? Because it's easy to charge.
They say that a crazy monster can drive you crazy too.
They say that a tanker can explode and sink with one single smallest torpedo.
They say that an adventurer is just a Jack of all trades.
They say that an yeek really needs exercises.
They say that for sure Sasha the Slender knows how to uncurse Morgul weps.
They say that you don't need Free-Action at all to feed carrion crawlers.
They say that carrying Teleportation scrolls, staves and rings isn't paranoia.
They say that never try to pick things up when you're wounded.
They say that Ent is tree and tree can {rburn{W.
They say that learn about your merchandise.
I still cannot see why that naked barbalian isn't afraid of traps at all.
They say that hobbits are great slingers, in general.
They say that from a garbage dump you can pick nice grenades.
They say that jump over the doors and everything's fine.
They say that if you find a long and straight corridor, just don't walk in.
They say that you cannot master martial arts really without learning to dodge.
Purchase the Gazette and you'll never miss the trend!
They say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Lifelong study is nice thing, but start training when lv50 isn't so cool idea.
Ever cursed a {DMorgul {wdagger?
Ever blessed a {DMorgul {wwhip?
They say that cheezing is nice and sweet, till a bolt from the blue kills you.
They say that the lazy warrior jumped over the doors.
They say that carrying dozens of Mana pots without immunities is mere suicide.
They say that carrying dozens of Heal pots without immunities is not so bad.
They say that it's comedie when a {GT{wroll decides to be a wizard.
Started to learn a new skill? Time to revise your macros!
A broken dagger and a filthy rag can be the best suits for a wizard.
They say that exploding arrows can be lethal, can be comedical.
They say that more often than not a single Light spell kills a wizard.
They say that getting skills underground is not so nice idea.
They say that you should carry permalight to fight with the Unlight.
Under certain situations you should use intelligence a potion never gives.
They say that if you feel the air is stable, be sure to secure the way out.
They say that if you feel the air is stable, watch out the current.
They say that if you feel a suppressive air, leave the place right now!
They say that if you feel a suppressive air, try to wear an impressive air.
They say that if you feel a feeling of peace, stop to wield a weapon.
They say that if you feel a feeling of peace, don't mind unless you're a mage.
They say that if you feel like a stranger, seek out to be friendly.
They say that if you feel like a stranger, just visit a tourist office.
They say that even if the walls seem solid you can dig them as usual.
They say that a feeling often comes with a treasure.
They say that a feeling often comes with a trouble.
They say that some wizards love to wear a cap of stupidity. Huh?
Ever tried to fix a shattered weapon?
They say anti-magic shell wraps you while anti-magic field radiates from you.
Flirting with incubus drives you mad while sleeping with him drives you sad.
Flirting with succubus drives you mad while sleeping with her drives you sad.
They say that some skills demand perfection, some useful from the first step.
They say that a mortal had better just avoid touching Nazgul rings.
How comes those priests avoid to visit chapels nowadays?
They say that generally a snake doesn't have arms.
Ever tried to cancel your engagement rings?
They say that a {rfirestone {wis not for you.
They say that a tripe is to a dog as a firestone is to a dragon.
You cannot pick things up from the bottom of {bwater {wwithout getting wet.
They say that martial artists often are sensual.
They say that a monk has splendid night life.
Catch the Disembodied Hand That Strangled People for extra ring fingers.
They say that clever dungeoneers always open a door without touching the knob.
Alas, you died? Never forget to gather your ashes!
They say that identifying useless items is useful somewhat.
They say that Mandragora is just another kind of Shrieker Mushroom Patch.
Foudinni said: cutting throad under daylight? You bonehead!!
They say that an invisible man carrying lantern is suitable role for Chaplin.
Ever activated the Book of the Deads?
They say that Smeagol can help you to get rid of *cursed* Ring.
They say that Polymorph Ring of {rGoldfish {wworthes while creating.
Ever fired arrows made of your own bones?
They say that never drink from a fountain.
They say that never drink from a fountain beneath 2000'.
They say that Hobbits have big hairy feet suitable for barefoot walking.
They say that some skills are useful even from the elements.
They say that Trolls can make a wizard that is not good at magic.
They say that how can a snake fight with sword?
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
They say that 
{sIRON, STEEL, {fMETAL!
... But the evil that man do lives on ...
Peace of mind, you run away from me!
What if God was one of us?
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must... kill.. the... king....
I wonder what Motok will be without ales
Leave it. You won't need your ego here.
You feel the dagger in your bag is {{special}
4th Reich is rising for the last time!
Today, I shall rule the world!
But on this battlefield no one wins
You take my life, but I'll take yours too
You better stand, there's no turning back
Without a tear, I draw my parting groan
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
I can see the light... IT {fBURNS
A light in the black.. Oh just the fear of the dark
Iron Maiden can't be fought
Iron Maiden can't be sought
Iron Maiden wants you for dead
I have a phobia that someone's always there
What is real?
FUTUREAL!
yodelllleeeeiiiiioooooo
To cheez, or not to cheez- That is the question
I better leave this level...
Lame life awaits those who avoids Death
If birthday is celebrated, why not death?
I used to remember when....
Who likes short shorts?
I like short shorts
I am the antithesarus
Now we wander into our final hour
... finding new ways to betray ...
If the Bible is fake, why is it on the non-fiction side?
SHUT UP AND LISTEN, f00
I pity the fool
Stand up, it's time to face your day
Such a bitter taste...
Put the needle on it
What is the meaning of life?
What is life without death?
What is life with infinite ressurections?
What is life?
Ugh, what's that horrid smell? Some cheezer nearby?
Close your eyes as we witness another... BULLET RIDE
This whole thing smells of death
I smell better than the sh*t you're in
You wanna piece o me?
70m3|\|37 r0xx0r
Leave him in the Sunset 28
To remember the moments in the sun
To the diamond that lost her world today
Give her faith and a reason
Eat steel, beast!
Haha, taste steel!
tell her that she is valuable... less than tomenet
Carry on even if it's hard
To remember the moments in the sun
For the fire of a handgun.. {fBurns brighter than the sun
I can't believe it's not buttocks
This is it
The kiss of Judas...
If there is a God, he is like me.
I hear footsteps closing in...
I recognize them from my early days..
Time changes, images stay the same
I don't know who you are, but I'm with you.
Undead promises... The Night awaits
I feel the lips on my cheek...
Haunts me once again
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
All man dies
Valar Morghulis
For what is life, without death?
Poo is a funny word
Damn, that @ has one sexy set of ass
Run, live to fly -- fly to live!
Wake me up inside!
Can I play with madness?
Give me the sense to wonder -- to wonder if I'm free
Spit back in their face
The fires of hell raged in his eyes
The prophet stared at his crystal ball...
Your soul's gonna burn in the lake of fire
We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!
How DARE he laugh at me...
All immortals will face their doom soon enough
The higher you fly, the farther you'll fall
I don't wanna fall to pieces, I just wanna sit and stare at you
Hit me one more time, come on
My little sister can hit harder than that
BRING IT ON!!!
I'm fading into fantasy
I was born into a scene of angriness and greed, and dominance and persecution
All days are lost, to conditioned zones
I'm a .. wrathchild!
Pick up the bones and set them on fire
ain't nothin' gonna alter the course of my destination
Spice up your life!
Just a slob, like one of us?
Put a needle on it!
pfft
I feel pretty!
Seven deadly sins Seven ways to win Seven holy paths to hell...
pfft is such an overrated word
The Angel on one side... The Devil the other...
Roll the dice!
Do I really feel lucky?
... I'M HIDEOUS!
You're not gonna win- you'd better go back again
Lost in this maze...
So what does it matter?
Don't you think God can save your life
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
Nothing to lose, so much to gain
I _will_ prevail
Ha ha, a yellow p
Only the good die young
If you're over 50, take some meds
The demon in your mind will rape you in your bed at night
If I cancel tomorrow the undead will thank me today
Fly in the face of your prophets I mock your morality plays
Walking on water are miracles all you can trust
Which path do you take?
What if you wait? It's maybe too late
No one can save you now from the hell you're in
The thought fled from your mind
What if I stab my own mind?
Where are you, body?
That's a lie!
Don't run, I won't hurt you...
Just because I'm not cute enough!!
You meanie!
Life is a dream in which we will all wake from...
Stop procastinating!
Don't you feel it's more than this if you concentrate
Going for a ride, to meet them in the Fiction City
No one can escape Destiny
What kind of man kills because of ideology?
What kind of god justifies violence?
There's a clone of everyone somewhere...
Too much cheeze makes you fat and smelly!
Why don't you take me there?
{rNow you're on the black list of merchants...
{rNow you're on the black list of admins...
{y'Bastard{L!!!{w - The angry shopkeeper throws you out!
{yMorgoth, the Lord of Darkness dies from {e754{y damage.
Moldoux, the Defenceless Mold breathes fire for {f800 {wdamage!
{GMoltor has attained level 99.
Gotta pee!
{b**{cFarmet Maggot was slain by Captain America.{b**
The thought fled from your mind.
Your parts are showing...
unh?
I like it better when it hurts.
You make me wanna lala!
It's easy to see I'm not down with that.
If you want to, I can save you.
He wasn't what I wanted, what I thought, no.
Freak out, let it go.
Don't turn around, I'm sick and I'm tired of your face.
How does it feel?
Uh huh, life's like this.
Everything's chaaaaaaaaaaangin, when I turn around.
You don't want me there, you just shut me ouuuuuuut
I'd rather be anything but ordinary please.
These things I'll never say.
Got fired by fried chicken ass.
Doesn't really matter how I feel inside.
Nothing to surround me and keep me from my fears.
I'm naked around you, and it feels so right.
Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire!
So much for my happy ending.
I know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you.
Come on in, come on in to my world tonight.
Read between the lines.
I see the red light more and more!
Don't stop at the top!
I refuse to be brought down by you!
I know that only you can render pain.
Taste of my scythe!
One day I'll face you all alone, enduring out with wind and ice!
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Are you happy now?
Goodbye to you.
I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat.
Everybody, move your feet until you're naughty!
Oh yeah!
DON'T STOP don't stop DON'T STOP the beat!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness.
I see spirits in the mist!
Are you a man or a mouse?
How can this be, is this reality?
Shut your mouth, try not to panic.
Run my baby, run my baby run
If there is a God, he is like me.
What is left when honor is lost?
Get outta the kiddie pool and start makin moves!
Thou art too proud of thy little deeds.
Humility is the root of all virtue.
Strive to do justice unto all things!
Thou hath lost an eighth!
Stellarian fighters are ready to strike!
I am very pizza-eee.
He's all gross and old and eew.
Human flesh is the big natural resource now.
Make peace with laziness.
End the delusion of time.
Direct your attention inward.
Power over others is weakness disguised as strength.
Wherever you are, be there totally.
Death is a stripping away of all that is not you.
Primary reality is within, secondary reality without. 
No matter what happens, I will create no more pain for myself.
We must travel in the direction of our fear.
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My fall will be for you.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Twelve sided died!
Ow, my most of me!
There is no business like show business!
Fold preflop.
Like, you know, whatever.
Destroy, she said.
Total carnage!
up up down down left right left right B A start
Hear the pfft of destiny.
If i don't make it, someone else will stand my ground.
Deceiver of hearts, deciever of fools
Do I believe in wonders, do I believe in dreams?
My senses capture me
Inside?
Do you see why?
I'll let others elaborate.
They say that the color of one's speech shows their tone of voice.
There is no greater adventure than looking for a hidden staircase.
I'm tired.
I'm faux pasing all over the place.
fear -> anger -> hate -> the dark side
{mwheeedle woodlewoodle wheeeew!
It is the Order of Things.
Your dreams will lead you to aphelion!
I guess that's really just it.
the head plans the hands kill the heart only pumps blood
What if Gillette had designed the guillotine?
I've run out of mental RAM.
We didn't start the fire!
I really need to figure out what the hell I'm doing.
Dude, where's my car?
The technological singularity is coming!
O fortuna! Velut luna!
Never feed a gremlin after midnight.
This l00t's not gonna l00t itself!
He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one.
Let him who would move the world, first move himself.
Know ye, O seeker of the mystic wisdoms, that the ways of magic are diverse and strange.
What it do?
There's a little fruit bat in all of us.
They say that !dksv is the same as !d!k!s!v
Do not ever forget the madness.
If you want it for yourself, please say so.
I have made my decision.
There's no hope as long as the Ring exists.
This is what I was afraid of.
Give me liberty or give me death!
Men are more apt to believe what they least understand.
Doubt is the midwife of curiosity, and curiosity breeds wisdom.
The One Ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom.
Halls of evil, dreams of dread~
Killed by Death
Secret dungeons under metal stars.
